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Pet death

My aunt Greta had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Geoffrey eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯

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