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Pet death

My aunt Greta had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Champ eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗

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