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Pet death

My aunt Greta had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Jelly eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘

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