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Pet death

My aunt Greta had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Professor Sparkles eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦

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