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Pet death

My aunt Greta had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Rt Hon Sparkles eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻

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