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Pet death

My aunt Greta had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Dr Sparkles eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗

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