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Pet death

My aunt Greta had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Ms Sparkles eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯

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