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Pet death

My aunt Greta had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Mrs Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏

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