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Pet death

My aunt Greta had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Mr Sparkles eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺

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