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Pet death

My aunt Greta had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Tinkerbell eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘

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