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Pet death

My aunt Greta had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Toby eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖

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