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Pet death

My aunt Greta had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Buddy eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮

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