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Pet death

My aunt Greta had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Voldemort eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃

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