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Pet death

My aunt Greta had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Weasley eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊

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