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Pet death

My aunt Greta had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Twilight Sparkle eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮

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