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Pet death

My aunt Greta had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Trotsky eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛

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