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Pet death

My aunt Greta had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Sugar eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮

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