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Pet death

My aunt Greta had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Gus eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖

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