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Pet death

My aunt Greta had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Jenkins eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗

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