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Pet death

My aunt Greta had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Bilbo eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗

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