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Pet death

My aunt Greta had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Gizmo eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺

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