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Pet death

My aunt Greta had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Simba eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖

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