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Pet death

My aunt Greta had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Voldemort eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺

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