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Pet death

My aunt Greta had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Professor Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍

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