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Pet death

My aunt Greta had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Rt Hon Snuffles eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻

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