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Pet death

My aunt Greta had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Dr Snuffles eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺

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