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Pet death

My aunt Greta had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Miss Snuffles eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁

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