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Pet death

My aunt Greta had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Ms Snuffles eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮

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