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Pet death

My aunt Greta had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Mrs Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦

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