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Pet death

My aunt Greta had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Mr Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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