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Pet death

My aunt Greta had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Ginger eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏

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