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Pet death

My aunt Greta had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Peanut eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊

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