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Pet death

My aunt Greta had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Sparky eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻

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