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Pet death

My aunt Greta had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Rufus eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗

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