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Pet death

My aunt Greta had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Squishy eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗

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