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Pet death

My aunt Greta had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Professor Cuddles eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮

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