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Pet death

My aunt Greta had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Rt Hon Cuddles eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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