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Pet death

My aunt Greta had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Dr Cuddles eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯

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