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Pet death

My aunt Greta had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Miss Cuddles eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮

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