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Pet death

My aunt Greta had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Ms Cuddles eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻

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