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Pet death

My aunt Greta had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Mr Cuddles eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏

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