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Pet death

My aunt Greta had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Bella eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻

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