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Pet death

My aunt Greta had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Hufflepuff eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺

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