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Pet death

My aunt Greta had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Gus eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯

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