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Pet death

My aunt Greta had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Thor eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁

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