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Pet death

My aunt Greta had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Widget eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗

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