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Pet death

My aunt Greta had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Jenkins eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦

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