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Pet death

My aunt Greta had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Buddy eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏

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