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Pet death

My aunt Greta had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Charlie eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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