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Pet death

My aunt Greta had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Voldemort eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺

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